Wisdom of a 4 Year-Old - On Equal Punishment

"Momma! Did you see Ellen hit me?!"
"Yes, buddy, I did."
"Oh, did you see me take her toy?"
"Yes, buddy, I did."
"Nevermind, momma."


The Gremlin has also now officially seen Star Wars and 'Dark Vader' is still his favorite, "even though he's bad."