"Buddy, it's Angie's birthday coming up, what do you want to get her?"
"A baseball?"
"Really? Why's that?"
"So I can hit her in the head with it because babies are bad."
"That's not very nice at all. Is there something else you can get her?"
"A backpack. Then I can put her in it and zip it up."
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The Chocolate Puma Mock Draft
5 days ago
eeehhh.... i guess ben and i can't come visit you guys until our baby is no longer a baby ;P
ReplyDeleteYeah, we weren't really sure where that one came from.
ReplyDeleteWe're hoping that extra socializing that comes with our church's small groups will help change his attitude.
this one made me laugh out loud : )
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