The Merry Mobile

"Buddy, It's the Marination Mobile!"
"What is that?"
"Something Daddy really likes. I'm going to call him."
"Why?"
"Because Daddy's going to come."
"Oh, I'm so escited, Daddy's coming! Lets go to merry mobile!"

The Mother of the Gremlin walked across the street, with toddler in tow, and realized it's just a pig van.

"Wheres Daddy?"
"Oh, Daddy's not coming."
"Why not?"
"Because its not the Marination Mobile."

After walking another block, the Gremlin turned to his mother.

"Mommy, look its the merry mobile!"
"Where?"
"Don't look, Momma, just dial."


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