Monday, August 2, 2010

Wisdom Of A 3 and 1/2 Year Old - On Lying

"Okay, buddy, we missed Daddy's birthday, so we're going to celebrate it tomorrow. What do you think he wants?"
"Momma, give me the phone. I call Daddy." Gremlin retreats to his room and closes the door.
"Okay Momma, Daddy wants a firetruck cake. Chocolate. And-uh-the Lego Fire Truck Station!"
"Is that the truth?"
"Yes, but as long as you don't ask him. Are you going to ask him?"
"Yes I am buddy."
"Okay, then he wants it now so it's here before he gets home. I go get the keys. Momma, is it lying if you don't check?"

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