This just happened a few minutes ago:
"Buddy, can you go get mommy and bring her out here for a minute?"
"Okay daddy, I will go get you a beer."
"What? No, get mommy!"
(The Mother of the Gremlin, from the other room) "A beer! Isn't it a little early for beer?"
"Is okay, momma, daddy is cranky, he needs this. Here's your beer daddy."
A Year Later...
3 months ago