Kids Say The Darndest Things

The Gremlin has been spending waaaay too much time around his mother. We were talking yesterday when we had this little exchange.

"So, buddy, are you excited about moving to Seattle?"
"Um, no."
"Why not?"
"I don't want to live in the suburbs"
"Oh, buddy, Seattle's a city - not the suburbs."
"Really?"
"Yeah, it is a completely separate city than Chicago. It has suburbs, but it's a city."
"Oh, well, I guess I can live in Seattle then."