And The Baby Is... (According to the Gremlin)

"This is the best worst day ever!"

--Upon finding out the sex of his sibling

And his conversation with the ultrasound technician:

"So what's being four like?"

"It's pretty great. You get to wear Transformer pajamas, play with lightsabers, and eat waffles for dinner!"

"What's the worst part about being four?"

"Having a brother or a sister. I didn't have to have one when I was three, and I didn't have to wipe my own butt either! I miss being three."