I'm convinced the Gremlin is going to be either a great leader, or a tyrant. He's already so charismatic he's learned to bend people to his will.
This has never been more apparent than yesterday at Target where he convinced a woman to redecorate her living room. Her ENTIRE living room.
The woman in question was looking at drapes - attempting to choose between two nice shades of green - when the Gremlin - whose cart had been wheeled up next to her - interjected.
"You should get those" he stated, pointing to the red curtains next to her. "My momma has them and she LOVES them."
"But, I don't have anything that's red"
"That's okay, you can get small stuff and build up. Red goes with everything!"
"I don't know, I have a tan couch..."
"So do we! Red is the BEST you really should get that one."
We saw her as we were checking out - she was in another line with the red curtains, a red throw blanket, and several other red accessories. The woman decided to completely change her color scheme based on the fact that a 3 year old likes fire trucks.
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20 hours ago
LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that kid is hard to say no to...
It was hysterical! I couldn't believe it.
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ReplyDeleteJP - you'll enjoy his next 'wisdom' - he's already more mature than his dad...
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