Love

So my wife played an unfortunate game with the Gremlin the other day. She should know by now that playing him, you always lose.

"AJ, how much do you love daddy?"
"Five!"
"Um, okay, out of how many?"
"Five!"
"I see. How much do you love mommy?"
"Two!"

I'm hoping she talks to me today - yesterday was very quiet in our house.